1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:08,619 --> 00:00:10,522 - Morning. - Morning. 3 00:00:11,326 --> 00:00:13,763 Hey, would you be horrified if I started clipping coupons again? 4 00:00:14,227 --> 00:00:16,697 - Yes. - Oh, well, then, I won't. 5 00:00:16,954 --> 00:00:19,329 - Wait, did you say again? - I meant ever. 6 00:00:19,416 --> 00:00:22,007 - When did you clip coupons before? - I didn't. I misspoke. Whoops. 7 00:00:22,879 --> 00:00:27,880 Hey, how is it that your dirty laundry has increased exponentially since you started Yale? 8 00:00:27,951 --> 00:00:29,713 'Cause I'm a dirty, filthy Yale girl now. 9 00:00:29,989 --> 00:00:32,852 - I told you I'm not gonna clip them! - Then I don't see the problem. 10 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,689 Just for the Fig Newtons, please! 11 00:00:35,324 --> 00:00:37,588 - Whoa! That is... - Sucks. 12 00:00:37,659 --> 00:00:39,620 That is totally sucks. 13 00:00:39,717 --> 00:00:42,052 And they're like on their two hundredth guitarist audition. 14 00:00:42,129 --> 00:00:44,673 Well, they must be down to the deaf, dumb, and blind ones. 15 00:00:46,788 --> 00:00:48,944 - Ah, he found it. - Found what? 16 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:50,428 The lost chord. 17 00:00:52,231 --> 00:00:53,403 So, the washer's broken. 18 00:00:53,501 --> 00:00:57,612 You didn't mention that when you saw me walk out with my exponential amounts of laundry. 19 00:00:57,677 --> 00:00:58,457 Sorry. 20 00:00:58,693 --> 00:01:01,790 Or when I called from Yale to say that I had exponential amounts of laundry to do. 21 00:01:01,908 --> 00:01:03,460 You've totally co-opted my word. 22 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:07,535 Okay, plethora - that's my word. I have a plethora of dirty laundry and nowhere to do it. 23 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:11,231 But you don't come home to do your laundry. You come home to see your mama. 24 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:13,356 No, this time I came home to do my laundry. 25 00:01:13,714 --> 00:01:15,768 All right. I'll call the repairman A.S.A.P. 26 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:17,339 - Hey, you hear that? - What? 27 00:01:17,422 --> 00:01:19,588 - No music. - And the band stopped playing, too. 28 00:01:20,361 --> 00:01:22,177 - Hi, Lane. - How's it going there? 29 00:01:36,786 --> 00:01:38,398 You think she can hear us? 30 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,542 I think out of self-defense her ears have become vestigial organs. 31 00:01:42,074 --> 00:01:44,461 - I'm not clipping coupons! - Then I don't see the problem. 32 00:02:43,218 --> 00:02:46,358 - Hey, it's your friendly neighborhood Lorelai. - I'm in the kitchen! 33 00:02:46,684 --> 00:02:48,179 - Good morning. - Is it? 34 00:02:48,738 --> 00:02:51,436 Just spreading that love and sunshine around, huh, buddy? 35 00:02:51,574 --> 00:02:55,210 Lorelai, this is Beau, Jackson's brother. Beau, this is our friend Lorelai. 36 00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:59,413 Come on. Let's leave Oscar Wilde here to his reading. 37 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:02,327 - What's with the 'tude? - Jackson asked Beau to be here for the birth. 38 00:03:02,408 --> 00:03:04,696 Which was supposed to happen a week ago. 39 00:03:05,182 --> 00:03:09,043 So Beau's missing way more work than he thought he would, and he's letting me know it. 40 00:03:09,158 --> 00:03:11,379 Yeah, it would be nice if God gave us women a pop-up thing 41 00:03:11,444 --> 00:03:14,681 when a baby's done like on a turkey, but he chose not to. Hey, Jackson. 42 00:03:14,743 --> 00:03:17,866 Hi. This extra time is great, huh? I'm getting so much done. 43 00:03:18,055 --> 00:03:20,497 I know. I'm still storing meals. I've got two weeks worth. 44 00:03:20,589 --> 00:03:22,391 - Hey, Jackson? - {111}{000}Yeah, Beau? 45 00:03:22,479 --> 00:03:24,757 - What day is it today? - It's Saturday, Beau. 46 00:03:24,849 --> 00:03:26,628 I get time and a half on Saturdays. 47 00:03:27,015 --> 00:03:30,211 It gets me my fun things. Otherwise, it's all just bill paying. 48 00:03:30,288 --> 00:03:33,297 - Have I apologized to you enough? - Yes, Daddy, you have. 49 00:03:33,405 --> 00:03:35,771 So, I got the plastic sheet on the bed. It fits perfectly. 50 00:03:35,863 --> 00:03:37,234 - Excellent. - What's that for? 51 00:03:37,322 --> 00:03:38,606 - She doesn't know? - Know about what? 52 00:03:38,693 --> 00:03:40,864 You ready? This is big. It's really good, 53 00:03:40,947 --> 00:03:43,174 and I want you to slowly drink it in. No big gulps. 54 00:03:43,251 --> 00:03:44,291 I'm ready to take a sip. 55 00:03:44,388 --> 00:03:46,404 We're skipping the hospital and having the baby here. 56 00:03:46,584 --> 00:03:48,458 - Here in your house? - In our bed. 57 00:03:48,568 --> 00:03:50,506 - Hence the sheet. - Got a honey of a sheet. 58 00:03:50,588 --> 00:03:55,046 It's the top of the line. The little thing will come out and carom right down into the catcher's arms. 59 00:03:55,140 --> 00:03:56,911 While we all yell, "hey, batter, batter, batter"? 60 00:03:57,024 --> 00:03:59,885 He means the midwife. Got the best one on the eastern seaboard. 61 00:04:00,105 --> 00:04:02,564 - You look mystified. - No, it's just... 62 00:04:02,835 --> 00:04:04,863 you guys have done a lot of research on this, right? 63 00:04:05,051 --> 00:04:07,012 Millions of babies have been born this way. 64 00:04:07,171 --> 00:04:08,487 It's a great tradition. 65 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:11,576 And hospitals are so cold, you know, so full of infections. 66 00:04:11,713 --> 00:04:14,943 - And dead people. - And sometimes the dead people have infections. 67 00:04:15,062 --> 00:04:17,549 - And if they're not dead yet, they die. - All true. 68 00:04:17,631 --> 00:04:20,182 But the best thing about having little Davey or Colgate here... 69 00:04:20,304 --> 00:04:22,587 zero chance of bringing home the wrong baby. 70 00:04:22,711 --> 00:04:26,208 What comes out of her here, stays here. Oh, I got something for you. 71 00:04:26,796 --> 00:04:29,818 It's a baby pager. It'll go off when Sookie's close. 72 00:04:30,344 --> 00:04:34,097 - Oh, cute. - Scott Joplin seemed appropriately sunny. 73 00:04:34,215 --> 00:04:36,526 I want you to be here even if home birth disgusts you. 74 00:04:36,622 --> 00:04:38,819 Of course I'll be here. Nothing could keep me away. 75 00:04:39,003 --> 00:04:41,968 Extra buckets - I gotta put it on the list. 76 00:04:42,105 --> 00:04:44,605 Extra buckets? What's that... Never mind. 77 00:04:47,937 --> 00:04:50,778 Excuse me. Can my girlfriend and I sit here? This is my girlfriend. 78 00:04:51,837 --> 00:04:54,978 - My girlfriend and I appreciate it. - Yes, thank you. 79 00:04:55,214 --> 00:04:56,687 I got a pretty polite girlfriend. 80 00:04:57,148 --> 00:04:59,570 - Should we be nervous about this? - I don't know. 81 00:04:59,682 --> 00:05:02,156 Did Taylor tell anyone why he called an emergency meeting? 82 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:04,219 He said nothing to me or my girlfriend. 83 00:05:04,398 --> 00:05:07,680 I can't remember the last town emergency meeting he called. 84 00:05:07,819 --> 00:05:10,086 - Me and my girlfriend can't either. - Home birth? 85 00:05:10,191 --> 00:05:12,309 I was horrified and I hid it horribly. 86 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:15,064 I wanted to be supportive but throw up at the same time. 87 00:05:15,201 --> 00:05:17,311 - A plastic sheet? - I saw it. 88 00:05:17,444 --> 00:05:21,934 It was the same one that boy who couldn't hold it had to use in that after-school special. 89 00:05:22,057 --> 00:05:24,305 - What was that called? - "It's Not Benny's Fault." 90 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:27,157 Oh, God. It was so insane. It's what hospitals are for. 91 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:30,674 - Hey, Lane, there's a seat behind my girlfriend. - That's okay, Kirk. 92 00:05:33,712 --> 00:05:38,518 Get this. I just found the most amazing guitarist - a phenom. 93 00:05:38,627 --> 00:05:41,078 He was cool on the phone, and we're meeting him tomorrow. 94 00:05:41,181 --> 00:05:43,423 - That's great. - I'm trying not to get my hopes up, 95 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,605 but I've already figured out that our Spin cover 96 00:05:45,697 --> 00:05:49,199 should be against a bloodred backdrop with a skull hovering over us. 97 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:53,086 - Oh, well, very Norman Rockwell. - That woman's staring at me. 98 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,973 Oh, Mrs. Van-uppity? Well, maybe you're just her type. 99 00:05:56,209 --> 00:06:00,222 People, thank you for assembling on such short notice. 100 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:01,948 What's up, Taylor? 101 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:03,805 My girlfriend was wondering that, too. 102 00:06:04,108 --> 00:06:08,353 As you know, every year, one lucky town in Connecticut 103 00:06:08,446 --> 00:06:11,306 gets to host "The Festival of Living Pictures," 104 00:06:11,393 --> 00:06:17,073 a show which presents onstage recreations of famous works of art, 105 00:06:17,154 --> 00:06:23,441 statues, paintings, et cetera, with real people posing as the figures in the art. 106 00:06:23,566 --> 00:06:27,369 We hosted it seven years ago - successfully, I might add. 107 00:06:27,486 --> 00:06:29,320 - Yeah, it was a blast. - Definitely. 108 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:31,117 My girlfriend's gonna love this. 109 00:06:31,231 --> 00:06:34,240 The town of Woodbury was supposed to host it this year, 110 00:06:34,332 --> 00:06:38,075 but because of recent flooding, they canceled at the last minute, 111 00:06:38,224 --> 00:06:43,748 and I offered Stars Hollow to be the host. How does that sound? 112 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:46,104 - Cool. - Yeah, sign us up. 113 00:06:46,236 --> 00:06:48,659 Yeah, Taylor, you finally did something right. 114 00:06:50,287 --> 00:06:52,524 - Your beard is so sexy. - How much time do we have? 115 00:06:52,769 --> 00:06:58,642 One week. And as per tradition, we need to come up with one original recreation 116 00:06:58,741 --> 00:07:01,519 to go with all the others that are in the show every year. 117 00:07:01,653 --> 00:07:04,480 - Well, that's not a lot of time. - Yeah, Taylor, is it even possible? 118 00:07:04,586 --> 00:07:06,486 Well, it'll have to be. 119 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:10,433 I've already assured Hank, who is the Taylor Doose of Woodbury, 120 00:07:10,542 --> 00:07:16,399 that we'd take it over successfully. It's a challenge, people, but doable. 121 00:07:16,608 --> 00:07:20,397 Now, I would like to introduce you to a key player 122 00:07:20,501 --> 00:07:23,106 in our execution of this endeavor, 123 00:07:23,217 --> 00:07:27,684 the head of the Connecticut Arts Council, Buff Otis. 124 00:07:29,122 --> 00:07:31,477 - Hey, it's your future wife. - Shut up. 125 00:07:31,594 --> 00:07:33,239 Would you like to say a few words, Mrs. Otis? 126 00:07:34,319 --> 00:07:38,564 Your enthusiasm... shocks me. 127 00:07:40,303 --> 00:07:42,573 - Is that good? - Hard to tell. 128 00:07:42,673 --> 00:07:44,420 - It might be. - Scary broad. 129 00:07:44,559 --> 00:07:47,476 I will be managing the event and emceeing. 130 00:07:47,575 --> 00:07:50,338 Miss Patty, you will be stage-managing. 131 00:07:50,549 --> 00:07:53,438 Lorelai, if you could help organize the costumes? 132 00:07:53,548 --> 00:07:56,207 I'm here for you and your sexy beard, Taylor. 133 00:07:57,215 --> 00:08:01,834 Everyone should sign up now if you want to be considered to be cast in one of the recreations. 134 00:08:01,926 --> 00:08:04,322 Mrs. Otis and I will make the final decisions. 135 00:08:04,843 --> 00:08:08,224 Hey, you're gonna be the girl in that Renoir painting again, right? 136 00:08:08,337 --> 00:08:09,862 You were such a doll in that. 137 00:08:09,996 --> 00:08:11,625 Oh, I'm sure I can be persuaded. 138 00:08:11,937 --> 00:08:14,517 This is an enormous challenge, people, 139 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:19,605 but I say we do it and do it well. Meeting adjourned. 140 00:08:21,858 --> 00:08:23,359 - Wait. - Why? 141 00:08:23,482 --> 00:08:24,787 I want to see if she asks you out. 142 00:08:25,795 --> 00:08:29,058 I wonder if I want to be something other than the Renoir girl. 143 00:08:29,181 --> 00:08:32,356 I'm sorry, the audience has come to expect you in the role of Renoir girl. 144 00:08:32,442 --> 00:08:34,162 You can't disappoint them. It's a plum role. 145 00:08:34,265 --> 00:08:35,237 True, true. 146 00:08:35,412 --> 00:08:38,955 Sorry I took so long. I was dealing with more divorce-lawyer stuff. 147 00:08:39,037 --> 00:08:41,486 Good Lord, is Nicole's lawyer still harassing you? 148 00:08:41,591 --> 00:08:46,287 No, mine was. And please don't point out the irony of my paying a lawyer to work for me. 149 00:08:46,383 --> 00:08:49,508 Okay, but then you're gonna owe me something else I can ironically comment on. 150 00:08:49,621 --> 00:08:52,005 Fine. Hey, what was that emergency meeting all about? 151 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,065 We're hosting "The Festival of Living Pictures" again. 152 00:08:54,176 --> 00:08:57,545 - Oh, joy. - His lack of enthusiasm shocks me. 153 00:08:57,658 --> 00:09:00,209 You're involving yourself in this thing? It's such a stupid waste of time. 154 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:04,216 I just thought of the perfect painting for Luke to be in. "Cranky Guy in Baseball Cap." 155 00:09:04,289 --> 00:09:05,676 Was that Manet or Monet? 156 00:09:05,773 --> 00:09:07,877 That was mustard on my hamburger and a side of fries, please. 157 00:09:07,934 --> 00:09:10,258 - She's the queen of segues. - She's the queen of something. 158 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:11,718 - You want your usual? - Yes, please. 159 00:09:13,239 --> 00:09:16,464 Maybe I'll just be a backstage person this year. There's less pressure. 160 00:09:16,537 --> 00:09:17,949 You don't have to get made up, and... 161 00:09:18,779 --> 00:09:22,399 - What are they doing? - Well, I bet she's coming to... 162 00:09:22,486 --> 00:09:25,343 Hey, and no more inappropriate lesbian references, please. 163 00:09:25,424 --> 00:09:26,331 All right. 164 00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:30,488 Oh, you know what? I bet you're in line for the new painting they're cooking up. 165 00:09:30,877 --> 00:09:32,203 I feel like a used car. 166 00:09:33,514 --> 00:09:35,189 - Turn to the side. - What? 167 00:09:35,347 --> 00:09:37,815 Turn to the side. We need to see your profile. 168 00:09:37,934 --> 00:09:40,595 - Just what I thought. - This is a violation of my civil rights. 169 00:09:40,692 --> 00:09:43,324 You better do what John Ashcroft says or they may just follow us home. 170 00:09:43,447 --> 00:09:44,650 Unbelievable. 171 00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:50,160 Other way. Other way. 172 00:09:50,610 --> 00:09:52,290 I'm a Yale student, for God's sake. 173 00:09:53,119 --> 00:09:54,275 Thank you. 174 00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:58,135 - Crazy, doofus town. - Yeah. 175 00:10:00,978 --> 00:10:04,767 Let's not loiter around the cast sheets, people. Find your name and then move on. 176 00:10:04,869 --> 00:10:06,825 Oh, cool. I'm gonna be some statue. 177 00:10:07,219 --> 00:10:09,323 You're "The Reaper," Andrew... 178 00:10:09,411 --> 00:10:13,302 a prize work at Versailles and a prize role, not some statue. 179 00:10:13,727 --> 00:10:15,580 So I get to be painted all white, huh? 180 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,089 Yes, that's what that means. 181 00:10:18,427 --> 00:10:20,665 Hi, Taylor. When are the costumes getting here? 182 00:10:20,982 --> 00:10:23,235 Hank in Woodbury swears they're en route, 183 00:10:23,327 --> 00:10:25,887 but you gotta double and triple-check with that guy. 184 00:10:26,076 --> 00:10:27,403 Hank's the you in Woodbury. 185 00:10:27,535 --> 00:10:30,997 A real ninny. He's praying we don't pull this off, 186 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:34,243 - but that only inspires me to work harder. - I need to see the list. 187 00:10:35,032 --> 00:10:38,726 - Watch the elbows, Kirk. - I just need to see the list. 188 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,499 He's going to be very happy. 189 00:10:41,734 --> 00:10:44,206 - What'd you get, Kirk? - Christ in "The Last Supper." 190 00:10:44,324 --> 00:10:46,504 - The big kahuna. - I'm gonna do it right, too. 191 00:10:46,586 --> 00:10:49,942 - Lots of research. What's a good book to read? - The bible? 192 00:10:50,058 --> 00:10:52,761 Right. Yo, where are my apostles? Where are my homeboys? 193 00:10:52,937 --> 00:10:55,542 - James, son of Alpheus, give me five. - All right. 194 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,917 Simon, the Canaanite, don't leave me hanging. 195 00:10:58,404 --> 00:11:01,097 - I say we go celebrate. How 'bout Shakey's? - All right. 196 00:11:01,609 --> 00:11:04,968 - That is one happy Christ. - Well, it was nice of you guys to give him that. 197 00:11:05,106 --> 00:11:08,025 Oh, I wanted to show you this. It's our original picture. 198 00:11:08,137 --> 00:11:14,497 We think Rory would be perfect for it. It's called "Portrait of a Young Girl Named Anthea." 199 00:11:14,609 --> 00:11:17,308 - Wow, that's Rory. - Do you think she'll do it? 200 00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:20,395 - Well, you got some sway with me. - Good, good. 201 00:11:20,651 --> 00:11:23,128 - Okay, I'm confused. - I should go make my calls. 202 00:11:23,257 --> 00:11:28,730 - I'm not the... Renoir girl. - Oh, really? I didn't realize that... 203 00:11:28,817 --> 00:11:30,953 Patty, I'm the spitting image of the Renoir girl. 204 00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:34,936 I played her seven years ago and received the proper accolades. This is a mistake. 205 00:11:35,059 --> 00:11:35,852 Maybe. 206 00:11:36,743 --> 00:11:38,735 - Taylor? - Yes, Lorelai? 207 00:11:38,877 --> 00:11:42,421 I'm not listed as the Renoir girl. Is that a mistake? 208 00:11:42,621 --> 00:11:45,857 - Frankly, no, it's not. - Okay, I'm not listed as anything else, either. 209 00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:48,372 That's also correct. You'll be helping with costumes. 210 00:11:48,479 --> 00:11:50,824 I don't get it. Why am I not the Renoir girl? I'm the spitting image. 211 00:11:50,941 --> 00:11:52,621 You are. Your look is perfect. 212 00:11:52,723 --> 00:11:54,193 Then why am I not the Renoir girl? 213 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:56,236 - I really have to tell you why? - Yes, you do. 214 00:11:56,389 --> 00:11:58,381 - You flinched. - I what? 215 00:11:58,503 --> 00:12:00,311 Seven years ago, the curtain opened. 216 00:12:00,434 --> 00:12:04,244 You were posed in the painting, then you flinched noticeably. 217 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:07,029 - I did not flinch. - We thought you were having an attack. 218 00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:10,792 - I did not flinch! - You almost knocked Terrence over. 219 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,516 - I did not! - The whole town saw it. 220 00:12:13,623 --> 00:12:18,298 And with Hank from Woodbury looking over my shoulder, I'm not taking any risks. 221 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:22,041 - Patty, please, back me up here. - Honey, I'm sorry, you flinched! 222 00:12:22,148 --> 00:12:24,468 - Big-time. - You almost knocked Terrence over. 223 00:12:24,548 --> 00:12:27,012 Yeah, you screwed the pooch, so you're out. I'm sorry. 224 00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:30,198 So, you'll ask Rory about the painting? 225 00:12:33,741 --> 00:12:37,677 - It's humiliating! - You and the Renoir girl - it was a lock. 226 00:12:37,786 --> 00:12:39,463 Yeah, until this smear campaign. 227 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:46,392 - There's a lot of tension in the air here. - Well, it's midterms. 228 00:12:46,503 --> 00:12:48,798 - You seem calm. - Well, on the outside. 229 00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:51,102 Is this what you're using, Dream Fresh laundry powder? 230 00:12:51,210 --> 00:12:53,186 - It's a new brand. - It's an off-brand. 231 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,153 It leaves your clothes with that Dream-Fresh scent. 232 00:12:55,434 --> 00:12:56,703 You used a coupon, didn't you? 233 00:12:56,812 --> 00:13:00,285 Thirty-five cents off or not, I still would have chosen Dream Fresh. 234 00:13:00,882 --> 00:13:03,758 - So, who'd they pick for the Renoir girl? - Carol Dandridge. 235 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:06,304 - Carol Dandridge? - Carol Dandruff from now on! 236 00:13:06,432 --> 00:13:09,667 Okay, now, don't take it out on poor Carol. It's not like she lobbied for it. 237 00:13:09,759 --> 00:13:13,384 I bet she did. That would be just like that old porky, doody-dridge. 238 00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:15,536 Oh, wow. You're really bummed about this, aren't you? 239 00:13:15,658 --> 00:13:20,195 On the outside, I am a mature adult who's able to put setbacks like this in their proper place, 240 00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:22,494 and on the inside, I just wanna wear that pretty dress again! 241 00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:24,807 - You will. - Yeah, if a brick lands 242 00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:28,034 on Taylor's head and he suddenly likes me again. Oh, a brick. 243 00:13:28,135 --> 00:13:30,301 You don't need a brick. You have me. I'll take care of it. 244 00:13:30,373 --> 00:13:33,322 - What are you talking about? - You are going to be the Renoir girl. End of story. 245 00:13:33,414 --> 00:13:35,360 How? - Well, if they want an Anthea 246 00:13:35,426 --> 00:13:39,378 for "Portrait of a Young Girl Named Anthea," then they're going to have to have you for the Renoir girl. 247 00:13:39,471 --> 00:13:43,078 Well, look at you folding your laundry all haughty and powerful. 248 00:13:43,183 --> 00:13:45,621 Bada-bing all over his nice ivy-league suit. 249 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:48,001 Rory, you couldn't do that. Come on. 250 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,875 It would be embarrassing, it would be manipulative, and can you do it tonight? 251 00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:54,238 I think I'll wait until the Anthea costume is perfectly fitted to my specifications. 252 00:13:54,312 --> 00:13:57,663 - Then we won't have no surprises. - I am in awe. 253 00:13:57,735 --> 00:13:59,737 - Pass me the Dream Fresh? - I wouldn't dare not to. 254 00:14:01,264 --> 00:14:03,858 I don't know about you, but I'm completely jazzed about this. 255 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:07,019 This is the first time I've been excited about playing since Dave. 256 00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:09,259 If he's half as good as this tape, I'm gonna plotz. 257 00:14:10,761 --> 00:14:13,039 - Can we help you? - Yeah, I'm looking for Lane. 258 00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:14,872 - I'm Lane. - Am I late? 259 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,408 - For? - The audition. 260 00:14:16,509 --> 00:14:18,249 - For? - I'm Gil! 261 00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:25,306 Gil. No, you're right on time. Come on in. 262 00:14:29,325 --> 00:14:30,960 Primo space. 263 00:14:31,855 --> 00:14:33,519 - Primo. - How you guys doin'? 264 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,998 - I'm Brian. - Zach. 265 00:14:36,315 --> 00:14:38,894 - Where do you guys want me? - Right there's good. 266 00:14:42,828 --> 00:14:44,830 How's your research coming along, Kirk? 267 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:47,306 Good, although I got off to a slow start. 268 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:51,541 I didn't realize Jesus wasn't in the Old Testament 'til I hit page 368. 269 00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:54,592 - Hey, Taylor. - Hello. 270 00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:58,270 I took a quick survey of the costumes. Looks like everything's here and accounted for. 271 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,450 - And the Renoir girl dress still fits you? - Like a glove. 272 00:15:01,807 --> 00:15:05,162 So help me, if you make me look bad in front of Hank from Woodbury, 273 00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:06,912 there is gonna be hell to pay. 274 00:15:07,813 --> 00:15:08,754 Sorry. 275 00:15:09,389 --> 00:15:10,593 Hey, I'm here for a fitting. 276 00:15:10,748 --> 00:15:12,376 You've come to the right place. What are you in? 277 00:15:12,466 --> 00:15:15,969 - "The Last Supper." - Oh, you must be one of my missing apostles. 278 00:15:16,051 --> 00:15:19,291 - Still haven't met them all. I'm Christ. - It's gonna be a lot of fun, huh? 279 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,985 - Definitely. Which apostle are you? - Judas. 280 00:15:22,334 --> 00:15:25,308 - Judas. - So, where do I go for my fitting? 281 00:15:25,415 --> 00:15:27,453 Oh, I think you know where you're going, pal. 282 00:15:27,613 --> 00:15:29,245 Right through that flap. I'll meet you back there. 283 00:15:29,332 --> 00:15:32,641 Thanks. So I heard you and all the apostles are going to Shakey's later. 284 00:15:32,752 --> 00:15:34,908 You heard wrong, friend. We're not going to Shakey's. 285 00:15:35,031 --> 00:15:37,130 Oh, okay. Maybe some other time. 286 00:15:37,243 --> 00:15:38,978 Yeah, some other time. 287 00:16:22,352 --> 00:16:26,832 - Man, you guys are fantastic! - Yeah, you too. 288 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:31,009 - Really good, Gil. - I mean it's tight, you know. It feels right. 289 00:16:31,085 --> 00:16:33,128 - Definitely. - It's got a feel that... 290 00:16:33,207 --> 00:16:35,238 - Feels right. - You want to do another one? 291 00:16:35,319 --> 00:16:36,063 Sure. 292 00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:38,929 Just give me one minute to call work. 293 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:43,977 I own a sandwich shop in Salisbury and I gotta check in every once in a while or it's chaos. 294 00:16:44,085 --> 00:16:47,336 I'll be right back. Awesome, guys! Really! 295 00:16:47,762 --> 00:16:48,729 Back at ya! 296 00:16:53,803 --> 00:16:56,302 He's... he's... 297 00:16:56,393 --> 00:16:59,102 Old. Just say it, dude. Grandpa's old. 298 00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:01,534 - He's not a grandpa. - Did you know how old he was? 299 00:17:01,612 --> 00:17:05,492 - He sounded young on the phone. - Right here, he's got some lines. 300 00:17:05,590 --> 00:17:08,169 - That blows my mind. - What is he, late thirties? 301 00:17:08,272 --> 00:17:09,681 - Approaching forty. - Forty? 302 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,995 He was alive before man walked on the moon. 303 00:17:12,061 --> 00:17:13,598 Don't do that, man. You're freaking me out. 304 00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:17,935 Let's not be over-dramatic, guys. I mean, he is an incredible guitarist. 305 00:17:18,010 --> 00:17:21,529 - He's had a lot of time to practice. - And the bicentennial - he was alive for that. 306 00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:24,202 This is the best we've sounded since Dave, and he's really... 307 00:17:24,263 --> 00:17:25,793 - Elderly. - Excited. 308 00:17:25,947 --> 00:17:29,577 - He was our age when we were born. - He thinks we're great 309 00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:32,495 - There were no cd's when he was born. - Stop it, man. I mean it. 310 00:17:32,577 --> 00:17:34,369 Maybe there's a way to offset his oldness. 311 00:17:34,466 --> 00:17:38,142 Put a hat on him. Dress him up like Angus Young in AC/DC - that schoolboy outfit. 312 00:17:38,214 --> 00:17:40,325 He could have seen AC/DC with their original lead singer. 313 00:17:40,398 --> 00:17:43,996 And 1980 is when that guy choked on his own vomit. That's old. 314 00:17:44,072 --> 00:17:45,971 - You want to stop the audition? - We shouldn't be rude. 315 00:17:46,053 --> 00:17:47,784 - Good. - Fine, we'll keep going, 316 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,902 but remember, any new member has to be approved by all of us. 317 00:17:50,963 --> 00:17:53,278 - So one vote against, and he's back at bingo. - I know. 318 00:17:53,549 --> 00:17:57,901 Cindy knows where the extra prosciutto is, Kevin. Ask her. 319 00:17:57,988 --> 00:18:02,350 Come on, I've told you before, when I'm not there, Cindy is me, okay? 320 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,557 I'll check in later. Bye. 321 00:18:06,135 --> 00:18:09,401 Kids, man. In one ear and out the other. 322 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,425 Come on. Let's rock! 323 00:18:15,997 --> 00:18:20,163 Ooh, balloons! Sad, little, droopy balloons. 324 00:18:20,926 --> 00:18:23,952 - We got 'em too soon. - Oh. Hey, you feeling okay? 325 00:18:24,085 --> 00:18:26,732 Fine. Bruce just suggested a little afternoon rest. 326 00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:28,231 - Bruce? Who's he? - She. 327 00:18:28,325 --> 00:18:29,866 - It's a last name. - Who's she? 328 00:18:29,952 --> 00:18:31,867 Best midwife on the eastern seaboard. 329 00:18:32,687 --> 00:18:36,071 So it's gonna be another fifty bucks to change the flight again? 330 00:18:36,246 --> 00:18:39,938 That's six and a half hours take-home after taxes, disability, and FICA. 331 00:18:39,999 --> 00:18:42,994 And the Oscar for biggest blubber baby goes to... 332 00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:47,120 No, no, go ahead. Put me down for it. I got no choice. 333 00:18:48,766 --> 00:18:50,326 She sounded hot. 334 00:18:50,416 --> 00:18:54,017 Hey, Beau, why don't you go take a little walk? You know, go do something. 335 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,062 Yeah, good idea. 336 00:18:56,151 --> 00:18:59,527 But there's nothing to do in this hick town, not like back in Bogalusa. 337 00:18:59,613 --> 00:19:02,153 Hey, Beau, why don't you come help me pick the zucchini in the back? 338 00:19:02,229 --> 00:19:07,165 I got a couple of giant Miracle Gro ones out there. Huh? It'll tickle you. 339 00:19:07,257 --> 00:19:08,451 That might be something. 340 00:19:08,994 --> 00:19:12,739 - Wow, you can cut the sexual tension with a knife. - Don't joke. 341 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:15,280 The bedroom is now prepared for the baby. 342 00:19:15,372 --> 00:19:17,718 Your husband tried, but he screwed up, so I fixed it. 343 00:19:17,821 --> 00:19:19,294 Thank you, Bruce. 344 00:19:19,607 --> 00:19:23,539 - There's someone new here. - Bruce, this is my best friend I was telling you about, Lorelai. 345 00:19:25,022 --> 00:19:30,006 I heard you were the best midwife on the eastern seaboard. May I call you Bruce? 346 00:19:30,078 --> 00:19:31,808 - Everyone does. - Then I will call you Bruce. 347 00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:33,862 - You're anti-midwife. - Pardon me? 348 00:19:33,943 --> 00:19:37,358 There's anti-midwife energy in this room and it wasn't here when I left it. 349 00:19:37,466 --> 00:19:41,403 - Well, it's not coming from me. - Yeah, Bruce, Lorelai is pro-you, all the way. 350 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,389 I'll be in the bedroom. 351 00:19:46,242 --> 00:19:49,656 Wow, that woman's got strong hands. 352 00:19:49,769 --> 00:19:51,988 She ate a whole jar of crunchy peanut butter in one sitting. 353 00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:54,557 I would want a woman just like that yanking the baby out of me. 354 00:19:54,649 --> 00:19:57,750 - Please lay on your side, Sookie. - Yeah, sorry. 355 00:19:58,162 --> 00:20:01,530 This is the position I'm going to be in for the baby. She wants me to get used to it. 356 00:20:01,607 --> 00:20:04,540 - Less tearing this way. - Oh, smack that image right out of my head. 357 00:20:04,613 --> 00:20:07,750 - I beg your pardon? - Hey, you know, Bruce spent two years 358 00:20:07,801 --> 00:20:10,454 in China educating poor villagers on female issues. 359 00:20:10,531 --> 00:20:12,374 Oh, I hear they got great Chinese food there. 360 00:20:13,897 --> 00:20:15,037 A card. 361 00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:17,274 You're the friend who's going to be there, right? 362 00:20:17,371 --> 00:20:20,751 - With rings on my fingers and bells on my toes. - You'll leave the negativity at home? 363 00:20:20,832 --> 00:20:23,607 Bruce, I swear, I am Miss Positivity. 364 00:20:23,715 --> 00:20:28,513 I swear, I am not anti-midwife. I mean, that would be as dumb as being, 365 00:20:28,589 --> 00:20:30,413 I don't know, anti-best friend. Don't you think? 366 00:20:30,515 --> 00:20:34,934 - You're the one who asked me out to pick zucchinis. - Right. Pick them, not kick them. 367 00:20:35,015 --> 00:20:38,405 - You used to be fun. Now you're just a big-city phony. - Beau! 368 00:20:38,497 --> 00:20:41,333 - What did I say before? - I wasn't listening. 369 00:20:41,425 --> 00:20:45,394 The baby will come when the baby comes. We're all here to serve the baby. Jackson! 370 00:20:45,486 --> 00:20:47,262 - What? - How are you serving the baby? 371 00:20:47,549 --> 00:20:49,608 - I could go get more balloons? - Good. 372 00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:53,279 - And, Beau, how are you serving the baby? - I could help Jackson with balloons. 373 00:20:53,381 --> 00:20:56,073 - You need two men for that? - I could get... flowers. 374 00:20:56,151 --> 00:20:56,985 Good! 375 00:20:59,165 --> 00:21:02,395 Okay, we're going to get balloons and flowers. 376 00:21:06,129 --> 00:21:07,788 She didn't give me any instructions. 377 00:21:07,981 --> 00:21:10,374 - Should I move? - I wouldn't yet. 378 00:21:15,079 --> 00:21:17,179 - This is nice. - It is a beautiful day. 379 00:21:17,311 --> 00:21:19,939 - Good suggestion. - You think Bruce was just trying to get rid of us? 380 00:21:20,055 --> 00:21:23,333 You, yes. But Bruce is there for the baby, and I've got the baby. 381 00:21:23,512 --> 00:21:25,381 - Have you checked that recently? - What? 382 00:21:25,489 --> 00:21:29,441 Are you sure she hasn't taken the baby and shoved a pillow under there when you weren't looking? 383 00:21:29,507 --> 00:21:31,065 - Oh my God! - What? 384 00:21:31,177 --> 00:21:33,260 - You haven't popped yet. - Not yet. 385 00:21:33,414 --> 00:21:35,211 It's like an elephant's gestation. 386 00:21:35,519 --> 00:21:38,448 Thanks for the very welcome perspective on that, Andrew. 387 00:21:39,788 --> 00:21:41,572 Hey, how's the research going, Kirk? 388 00:21:41,678 --> 00:21:46,558 Good. I'm using the clothing to get into character and I've been focusing on historical foods. 389 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,871 - Christ ate a lot of lentils. - No utensils back then? 390 00:21:50,015 --> 00:21:55,201 - No, they had utensils. - This is a disaster, an unmitigated disaster! 391 00:21:55,287 --> 00:21:58,794 - What happened? - We're missing half the table for "The Last Supper." 392 00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:01,699 - Drag. - This is Hank from Woodbury's doing. 393 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:06,010 - That little fink only shipped half the table on purpose. - No, I just talked to him, Taylor, 394 00:22:06,112 --> 00:22:10,580 - and he swears he shipped everything they had. - Let's think here. There's gotta be a way to do this. 395 00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:15,301 Just add a card table to the end or some TV trays. It'll be like a funky Last Supper. 396 00:22:15,363 --> 00:22:17,595 "The Last Supper" cannot be funky. 397 00:22:17,708 --> 00:22:21,359 Or we could just make do with what we have and crowd all the apostles around it. 398 00:22:21,447 --> 00:22:24,594 - Or eliminate some of the apostles. - This is not going to work. 399 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:28,434 - I think we're just gonna have to throw in the towel. - I think you might be right, Taylor. 400 00:22:28,496 --> 00:22:31,942 - This just might be a sign to pack it in. - So no festival? 401 00:22:32,108 --> 00:22:34,809 - No festival. - I have to keep moving. 402 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:39,089 - Okay, start packing it up, people. - You would fold? 403 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:40,472 What was that, Kirk? 404 00:22:41,121 --> 00:22:44,235 You would fold due simply to hardship? 405 00:22:44,369 --> 00:22:47,938 Not now, Kirk. Keep everything where it is, guys. 406 00:22:48,024 --> 00:22:49,468 No reason to unload it just to load it again. 407 00:22:49,621 --> 00:22:52,979 Would you follow blind guides which strain at a gnat and swallow a camel? 408 00:22:53,098 --> 00:22:56,046 Oh, that's your blood sugar talking, sweetie. Eat a candy bar. 409 00:22:56,128 --> 00:22:59,120 - This is but a crisis of faith. - I said not now, Kirk. 410 00:22:59,201 --> 00:23:01,946 - Let him talk. What's the harm? - When the road to your destination 411 00:23:02,021 --> 00:23:06,026 is revealed to be long and dusty, is your destination's value so diminished? 412 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:11,049 - Well, I suppose not, but still... - If a storm mars your camp for the night, 413 00:23:11,101 --> 00:23:15,600 is it wise to search for high ground or hold your camp 'til the light of new day? 414 00:23:16,118 --> 00:23:18,729 Well, it's something to think about. 415 00:23:18,827 --> 00:23:22,524 A crisis of faith can be delivered, but one must believe to be delivered. 416 00:23:22,624 --> 00:23:25,810 No way am I building that table out for them, no way. 417 00:23:25,897 --> 00:23:28,733 - Anyone ask you to, Jose? - Nope, but they're going to. 418 00:23:28,816 --> 00:23:32,892 - They'll just get Tom to do it. - The contractor? No, he's too busy with his own stuff. 419 00:23:33,450 --> 00:23:34,602 - You having twins? - No. 420 00:23:34,688 --> 00:23:38,016 - You sure? - Let me think about it for another millisecond - no! 421 00:23:38,087 --> 00:23:40,954 - It looks like you're having twins. - You're gonna make me fall in love with you, Luke. 422 00:23:41,006 --> 00:23:43,086 - It would take me hours. - What would? 423 00:23:43,142 --> 00:23:46,895 The table. It's gotta be built out in forced perspective. It's complicated. 424 00:23:46,961 --> 00:23:49,045 Throw a stick and you can find someone to fix that table. 425 00:23:49,118 --> 00:23:51,426 So grab a stick and throw it because I'm not doing it. 426 00:23:51,508 --> 00:23:53,900 - No one asked you to. - Not yet. 427 00:23:56,561 --> 00:24:00,613 - I'm hungry. Let's get something. - Whoa, check out the group. 428 00:24:02,183 --> 00:24:05,516 - There might be loaves and fishes. - I had fish last night. 429 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:10,851 Do not heed the naysayers. They will not lead you down the proper road. 430 00:24:11,097 --> 00:24:14,323 Hey, Rory. Dig the sounds coming from that garage. 431 00:24:14,430 --> 00:24:16,606 - They sound amazing. - I was over there before. 432 00:24:16,693 --> 00:24:20,806 - That new guitarist - yum yum, like a long-haired cake. - Sounds like a winner. 433 00:24:20,889 --> 00:24:23,006 - You gonna check him out? - Yeah, Lane called and asked me to come down 434 00:24:23,108 --> 00:24:27,105 - and drink in the whole picture. - I got dibs on the new hunk. Rrrr! 435 00:24:58,802 --> 00:25:01,000 Really tight, guys, but it's getting late. I gotta go. 436 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:05,850 - Go rest. - Hey, Gil, this is my friend Rory. It's her house. 437 00:25:05,950 --> 00:25:07,801 - Hey, you guys sound great. - Don't you think? 438 00:25:08,078 --> 00:25:11,904 - These guys are gonna be as good as Pink Floyd. - Nice topical reference. 439 00:25:12,008 --> 00:25:14,852 - Lane, you got my number? - Yeah, Gil, I've got your number. 440 00:25:14,949 --> 00:25:17,145 - Great. So, we'll talk later? - We'll talk later. 441 00:25:17,402 --> 00:25:18,307 Take it easy. 442 00:25:19,230 --> 00:25:20,171 Bye. 443 00:25:22,910 --> 00:25:26,555 Okay, Zach, shut up for a minute. I want to hear what Rory has to say. 444 00:25:26,685 --> 00:25:29,992 I didn't tell her what she was walking into, so she's our fresh eyes here. 445 00:25:30,141 --> 00:25:32,199 - He's great. - And... 446 00:25:32,368 --> 00:25:36,923 Experienced. And... Babette thinks he's really cute, 447 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:41,026 so she's got dibs, and... he moves great. The jump was cool. 448 00:25:41,113 --> 00:25:43,924 - I was afraid he was gonna break a hip. - Well, he's our only prospect. 449 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:45,914 And maybe that schoolboy outfit's worth a shot. 450 00:25:46,013 --> 00:25:48,321 Look, you're all fooling yourselves here. 451 00:25:48,404 --> 00:25:52,515 Bottom line - dude rocks, but dude's too old. I vote "no." 452 00:25:52,756 --> 00:25:56,161 - Okay, I guess that's that, then. - That's that. 453 00:25:56,278 --> 00:25:58,644 - And that could be that for the band. - That could be that, too. 454 00:25:58,730 --> 00:25:59,586 Okay. 455 00:26:07,014 --> 00:26:09,227 - Identify yourself! - It's me! 456 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:10,931 - Who? - Me! 457 00:26:11,086 --> 00:26:13,282 - Sookie? - It's not coming out! 458 00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:15,058 My God, it's one in the morning. 459 00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:20,352 It's lodged in there! It's stuck, for God's sake! It's not coming out! 460 00:26:20,567 --> 00:26:23,235 - You're insane. - And it's growing all the time, 461 00:26:23,343 --> 00:26:26,979 just getting bigger and bigger. I've forgotten what it's like not to be expanding. 462 00:26:27,095 --> 00:26:30,531 I'll get so huge, I'll be the fat guy in "Monty Python's Meaning of Life." 463 00:26:30,613 --> 00:26:33,911 I'll explode and slime the whole room. People could die. 464 00:26:34,034 --> 00:26:37,013 - Honey, sit down, wrap this around you. - Ooh! That Andrew. 465 00:26:37,116 --> 00:26:39,850 - I hate that he was right, that pasty-faced bastard! - Right about what? 466 00:26:39,938 --> 00:26:43,921 - Oh, no, I can't sit. - Right about what? 467 00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:47,228 I looked up an elephant's gestation period - 22 months! 468 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,368 - You're not an elephant. - But Baby doesn't know that. 469 00:26:49,481 --> 00:26:52,537 - Why would Baby think you're an elephant? - Because he's tiny and stupid 470 00:26:52,624 --> 00:26:57,120 and floating around in a sack of fluid. He doesn't know his butt from a hole in the ground. 471 00:26:57,192 --> 00:27:00,796 - What happened? - You know, an elephant squirted me once at the zoo. 472 00:27:00,858 --> 00:27:04,073 Maybe it shot something on me - some kind of elephant-gestation juice. 473 00:27:04,251 --> 00:27:06,915 Honey, I mean tonight. What happened? You were fine when I left you. 474 00:27:07,006 --> 00:27:10,596 - Where did the freak-out come from? - Are you listening? It's not coming out! 475 00:27:10,739 --> 00:27:14,829 - The ship's too big and the bottle's too small! - You have to sit down and rest. 476 00:27:14,938 --> 00:27:18,446 For two hours, I've been doing everything I can to make it come out. 477 00:27:18,532 --> 00:27:23,106 - I mean, I've jumped, jiggled, shimmied. - Add a feather boa and I could book you on the burlesque circuit. 478 00:27:23,170 --> 00:27:26,008 - My pain is funny to you. - No, but you should not be hopscotching 479 00:27:26,108 --> 00:27:28,403 all around town trying to get the baby out. That's not how it works. 480 00:27:28,470 --> 00:27:33,160 This is my mother's fault. She fed me too much roughage as a kid. Bran and granola and rapini. 481 00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:38,510 And now my insides are all rough and grabby, and Davey can't work his way out of my sandpaper innards. 482 00:27:38,587 --> 00:27:45,580 I want booze. I want a Manhattan and a scotch and a beer and a Rob Roy and a sidecar. 483 00:27:45,838 --> 00:27:50,451 But I can't, and I'm mad about that. I want to give birth! 484 00:27:50,521 --> 00:27:53,271 I would give you a hug if you would sit still for one second. 485 00:27:53,348 --> 00:27:55,657 - Yours came out. How'd you get yours out? - I swallowed a map. 486 00:27:55,729 --> 00:28:00,787 Cut the freaking vagueness. Why is it you mothers don't want to pass down your wisdom to other mothers? 487 00:28:00,844 --> 00:28:02,927 - You're selfish. - Please, stop jiggling. 488 00:28:02,995 --> 00:28:06,831 - Not 'til I'm skinny. - All right, bouncy San Pedro, can I just show you something here? 489 00:28:06,961 --> 00:28:09,896 You can show me your sweet tokus as long as I can keep jiggling. 490 00:28:09,976 --> 00:28:13,748 Fine, keep jiggling. I was just going through something, 491 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:16,527 I thought you might be interested. It's from 1984. 492 00:28:16,587 --> 00:28:18,908 - The book? - No, the year. 493 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:25,215 It's my baby box. It's full of all these little things, mementos and stuff from the night Rory was born. 494 00:28:25,282 --> 00:28:29,691 - I haven't taken it out in ages. - Mine's not getting a box because mine's not coming out. 495 00:28:29,823 --> 00:28:34,851 My walkman with the homemade compilation tape still in it. "99 Luft Balloons," 496 00:28:34,928 --> 00:28:37,181 - some R.E.M., some Thompson Twins. - I never cared for them. 497 00:28:37,242 --> 00:28:40,181 The magazine I was reading that night, 498 00:28:40,279 --> 00:28:44,011 with a special feature on who's hotter - Andrew McCarthy or Emilio Estevez. 499 00:28:44,093 --> 00:28:48,997 - They're both dogs. - My Bubblicious-gum necklace, my Chunky wrapper. 500 00:28:49,079 --> 00:28:52,859 Oh, I do like the Chunky's. I'd like bourbon better, but I do like the Chunky's. 501 00:28:52,935 --> 00:28:54,722 - John's digits. - John who? 502 00:28:54,804 --> 00:28:56,847 He was volunteering at the hospital for high school credit. 503 00:28:56,930 --> 00:28:59,964 - He said, "Call me when you get your figure back." - Sweet-talker. 504 00:29:00,919 --> 00:29:05,572 And for me, it was always Emilio 'cause he was kind of nasty. 505 00:29:05,663 --> 00:29:06,826 Same here. 506 00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:11,614 - Rory's first jumper. - Bananarama? 507 00:29:11,860 --> 00:29:15,816 I made it out of one of my t-shirts. It was the first thing I ever made her - ever made, ever. 508 00:29:15,909 --> 00:29:18,690 It was post-Gilmore economy. Look how tiny. 509 00:29:19,284 --> 00:29:21,931 - Tiny. - She was the most beautiful pink all over. 510 00:29:22,042 --> 00:29:28,275 She even smelled pink. That sounds weird. I can't describe it - that little, pink, baby smell. 511 00:29:28,820 --> 00:29:35,694 The first time her eyes focused on me and her little fingers reached out... 512 00:29:35,806 --> 00:29:38,826 I was someone new. She had me. 513 00:29:39,266 --> 00:29:41,909 - Emilio. - Rory. 514 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:01,647 We're five minutes away from the starting gate, people. Five minutes. 515 00:30:02,143 --> 00:30:05,804 Oh, my God, you guys look so cute. You know, it was just seven short years ago 516 00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:08,554 - that I was a little Chinese acrobat just like you. - You smell! 517 00:30:09,055 --> 00:30:12,056 And we respected our elders when I was a little Chinese acrobat. 518 00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:15,547 - I hate kids. - Lookin' good, lookin' good. 519 00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:17,497 Hey everybody, big night, huh? 520 00:30:18,641 --> 00:30:21,312 - Anyone sitting here? - Yes. You have to go somewhere else. 521 00:30:21,395 --> 00:30:23,708 - But Miss Patty said I... - You have to go somewhere else! 522 00:30:24,206 --> 00:30:29,729 Perhaps there's an empty chair next to one of your friends, say, the high priest Caiaphas? 523 00:30:29,825 --> 00:30:33,037 - Maybe he can accommodate you, hm? - I guess so. 524 00:30:33,288 --> 00:30:37,578 Hey, Rory, one of those little acrobat boys told me my breath smells stinky. 525 00:30:37,646 --> 00:30:39,621 - They're running wild. - Acro-brats, I call them. 526 00:30:39,699 --> 00:30:40,882 - Ha, nice! - Thank you. 527 00:30:40,970 --> 00:30:42,838 - Got your ferret. - Oh, he looks mean. 528 00:30:42,914 --> 00:30:46,503 I don't think there's any such thing as a friendly ferret and definitely not a cute one. 529 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,075 Yeah, they got dealt a rough card, those ferrets. 530 00:30:49,165 --> 00:30:51,162 Oh, hey, art nouveau clock girl, hands off the face. 531 00:30:51,249 --> 00:30:55,407 What? Art nouveau clock girl touched her face? This place is bedlam. 532 00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:58,755 Oh, relax, Taylor. We're right on schedule. Have a cigarette. 533 00:30:58,838 --> 00:31:01,520 - I don't smoke. - Could you start? 534 00:31:01,884 --> 00:31:04,772 Taylor, look, your cousin came to visit you backstage to say hello. 535 00:31:04,839 --> 00:31:09,611 Oh, hello! What a pretty night it is for a festival! Do you have a mouse? I'm feeling a bit peckish. 536 00:31:09,692 --> 00:31:12,457 - Put that down. - Just trying to lighten the mood. 537 00:31:12,533 --> 00:31:18,182 It's too late. That Hank from Woodbury is sitting front-row center just trying to psych me out. 538 00:31:18,258 --> 00:31:22,333 - Everybody's ready, Taylor, really. - I hope everybody is ready. 539 00:31:22,425 --> 00:31:24,422 Hey, let's all be friends. Can I nibble your neck? 540 00:31:24,561 --> 00:31:28,012 - He's really got his knickers in a twist tonight. - Hey, talk more like a ferret. 541 00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:31,503 - Sorry, time to attach it. - So, is Sookie okay? 542 00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:34,672 Oh, she's great. Still big, still waiting, but she's fine. 543 00:31:34,744 --> 00:31:35,595 Oh, good. 544 00:31:35,722 --> 00:31:38,594 Was she the one shaking me in the middle of the night yelling, 545 00:31:38,672 --> 00:31:40,770 "what motivated you to come out of your mother" over and over? 546 00:31:40,847 --> 00:31:43,295 She got a little spooked. There. 547 00:31:43,444 --> 00:31:46,485 - Wow. You're beautiful, Anthea. - I feel very painty. 548 00:31:46,644 --> 00:31:49,475 - I gotta go change. Freeze good. - I will. 549 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:52,542 The time approaches. I am ready. 550 00:31:52,654 --> 00:31:55,660 You might want to check that Gumby/Pokey watch, Kirk. 551 00:31:56,049 --> 00:31:58,896 Right. Sorry. And it's a collectible, not a toy. 552 00:31:58,997 --> 00:32:01,221 It's an adult... it's very valuable. 553 00:32:05,285 --> 00:32:09,785 Ladies and gentlemen, I am Taylor Doose. 554 00:32:10,026 --> 00:32:15,808 Welcome to the 43rd annual Connecticut Festival of Living Pictures. 555 00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:23,379 As you may know, the town of Woodbury was supposed to host this year's festival, 556 00:32:23,467 --> 00:32:27,746 but due to their recent flooding, Woodbury backed out. 557 00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:34,178 They got a little moisture over there and basically said, "Oh, well, whatever, never mind." 558 00:32:34,254 --> 00:32:38,297 But the town of Stars Hollow was happy to step in 559 00:32:38,372 --> 00:32:42,555 because this vital tradition must continue. 560 00:32:44,403 --> 00:32:48,131 "The Festival of Living Pictures" has a storied history... 561 00:32:48,232 --> 00:32:51,377 Cecilia - that's a very pretty name. Very pretty. 562 00:32:51,464 --> 00:32:53,158 Keep it in your pants, Andrew. 563 00:32:53,378 --> 00:32:57,270 Okay, listen up, people. The fire department is out here 564 00:32:57,356 --> 00:33:02,327 because some dingbat parked in the red zone. Now, I warned you guys about parking there. 565 00:33:02,446 --> 00:33:07,454 So, who is it? Come on, speak up or you're gonna be towed. Who is it? 566 00:33:07,555 --> 00:33:09,957 I saw it when I came in, I think that's Kirk's. 567 00:33:10,105 --> 00:33:13,371 - You Judas! - Go move it, Kirk! 568 00:33:13,515 --> 00:33:16,914 - Just trying to help. - Shouldn't you kiss me on the cheek before you betray me? 569 00:33:16,977 --> 00:33:19,075 - You're gonna get towed. - Just keep away from me, pal! 570 00:33:19,167 --> 00:33:21,477 You know, I'm getting a little tired of this holier-than-thou attitude of yours. 571 00:33:21,569 --> 00:33:24,349 - I mean it. - Rory, go, go, you're on. 572 00:33:24,764 --> 00:33:27,764 Hey, art nouveau clock girl, you got your Zippo on you? 573 00:33:27,877 --> 00:33:33,064 Our first tableau was created by the talented craftsmen in our little town. 574 00:33:33,161 --> 00:33:38,537 It is a painting by the Italian master Girolamo Parmigianino. 575 00:33:38,681 --> 00:33:44,992 He was born in Parma and was of the mannerist school, becoming a master portraitist, 576 00:33:45,091 --> 00:33:50,093 blending the sensual style with the classical style of Raphael, 577 00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:56,622 as you can see in his "Portrait of a Young Girl Named Anthea." 578 00:34:11,669 --> 00:34:14,864 Five minutes to "The Last Supper", people, five minutes. 579 00:34:17,968 --> 00:34:21,662 Oh, my God! Christ, Judas, stop fighting! 580 00:34:22,005 --> 00:34:25,176 Shame you apostles, why couldn't you get in there and stop 'em? 581 00:34:28,642 --> 00:34:32,339 If I've re-pulled my calf muscle, you are so getting it! 582 00:34:32,415 --> 00:34:35,159 So perform a miracle and unpull it, you jerk! 583 00:34:35,268 --> 00:34:38,186 You're a blasphemer! You're a blasphemer and a traitor! 584 00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:41,329 - And let's face it, you're unattractive. - Okay, we got no time for this. 585 00:34:41,410 --> 00:34:46,869 Get your butts on that stage! And, apostles, keep Christ and Judas apart! 586 00:34:47,145 --> 00:34:53,654 Da vinci's "Last Supper" has become one of the most revered masterpieces in the world. 587 00:34:53,776 --> 00:35:02,229 This majestic fresco was completed in 1498 and its prestige has never diminished. 588 00:35:02,332 --> 00:35:05,669 You've been a jerk from the start! What about Shakey's? 589 00:35:05,757 --> 00:35:07,963 - You all went out without me, and you lied about it. - You're imagining things. 590 00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:12,894 Well, Simon Peter said so. James, the son of Alpheus, Lebbeus - they all said so. 591 00:35:12,966 --> 00:35:16,662 - When did you speak with Lebbeus? - God help me, if you two don't shut up, 592 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:22,136 I'm gonna stick these papier-mché rolls down your throats! That's it! That's it! Curtain! 593 00:35:22,915 --> 00:35:27,522 And so now may we present "The Last Supper." 594 00:35:49,164 --> 00:35:50,992 So I was good? The ferret didn't upstage me? 595 00:35:51,095 --> 00:35:52,616 The ferret underplayed it nicely. 596 00:35:53,051 --> 00:35:54,709 Hey, isn't that that guitarist? 597 00:35:55,519 --> 00:35:59,624 It is. It's Gil. Rats, I was gonna call him tomorrow with the bad news. 598 00:35:59,753 --> 00:36:01,499 Well, you could just walk away rudely. 599 00:36:01,703 --> 00:36:04,084 I'll say a quick hello and tell him I'll call him tomorrow. 600 00:36:06,676 --> 00:36:08,801 Hey, Lane. Trippy, huh? 601 00:36:08,923 --> 00:36:10,925 Totally. How you doin', Gil? 602 00:36:11,155 --> 00:36:13,633 Great. I saw the flyers, I thought I'd come check it out. 603 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:15,501 Cool, great, yeah. 604 00:36:16,573 --> 00:36:19,061 - Hey, don't sweat it, okay? - What do you mean? 605 00:36:19,358 --> 00:36:21,729 It's okay. I know I'm not in the band. 606 00:36:21,923 --> 00:36:27,625 I picked up the vibe. The age difference... it doesn't bother me, but it's a little weird, I know. 607 00:36:27,749 --> 00:36:29,832 - Maybe a little. - It's cool, really. 608 00:36:30,073 --> 00:36:34,241 Good. Well, you're a great guy, Gil, and a great guitarist. 609 00:36:34,319 --> 00:36:36,510 - Someone's gonna scoop you up quick. - I hope so. 610 00:36:36,642 --> 00:36:39,844 - I'm gonna keep going no matter what, not like last time. - Last time? 611 00:36:39,971 --> 00:36:44,656 Yeah. I had another band, a great band, the hottest band in L.A. 612 00:36:44,804 --> 00:36:49,632 We sold out all the clubs - The House of Blues, The Whiskey. A&R guys were hanging out. 613 00:36:49,843 --> 00:36:52,765 We had an awesome demo with tunes. Then we got our big break - 614 00:36:52,893 --> 00:36:56,380 an opening slot on a national tour with Quiet Riot. 615 00:36:56,933 --> 00:37:01,341 But we blew it. We were fighting all the time over money, over chicks. 616 00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:04,046 - We broke up before the tour even started. - Oh no. 617 00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:09,237 It killed me. I didn't touch my Axe for years. I just got a day gig and lived my life. 618 00:37:09,775 --> 00:37:13,414 Then a few months ago, I picked up my guitar, and I realized how much I missed it. 619 00:37:13,553 --> 00:37:15,631 So I went out looking again, and that's how you got my tape. 620 00:37:16,569 --> 00:37:18,755 But I'm not stopping this time for anything. 621 00:37:18,888 --> 00:37:20,973 I'm gonna keep going until it happens. 622 00:37:21,996 --> 00:37:25,842 But thanks for letting me play with you guys. It was a blast. You're fantastic. 623 00:37:27,757 --> 00:37:31,637 Well, get used to playing with us, Gil, 'cause you're in the band. 624 00:37:31,857 --> 00:37:33,122 - Really? - Really. 625 00:37:33,296 --> 00:37:34,883 - No way! - Way. 626 00:37:35,551 --> 00:37:38,253 Oh, my God! This is so cool! I can't believe it. 627 00:37:38,369 --> 00:37:41,135 - I'll call you tomorrow, okay? - Okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow. 628 00:37:41,601 --> 00:37:44,559 Honey, kids, I am in the band! 629 00:37:47,001 --> 00:37:50,306 - Our guitarist is married. - You made his kids happy, too. 630 00:37:56,695 --> 00:37:59,479 You guys watched the first two "Matrix"s on DVD together, too. 631 00:37:59,706 --> 00:38:01,906 - I heard all about it. - Get away from me. 632 00:38:02,214 --> 00:38:06,750 "The Last Supper," ladies and gentlemen. Serene, wasn't it? 633 00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:11,850 Better order quick. We're closing... 634 00:38:13,744 --> 00:38:16,073 - Soon. - Surprise. 635 00:38:16,207 --> 00:38:17,109 I'll say. 636 00:38:17,851 --> 00:38:22,756 - Lots of nuttiness going on out there. - Yeah, it's the festival of nutty pictures, so... 637 00:38:23,191 --> 00:38:27,681 - You successfully avoid the nuttiness? - Yeah, for the most part, yeah. 638 00:38:27,921 --> 00:38:31,507 Christ's table was broken, so I fixed it. 639 00:38:31,788 --> 00:38:34,353 - He's a carpenter, he should have fixed it himself. - Yeah, well... 640 00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:39,098 Speaking of nutty... all this, you and me. 641 00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:44,126 - If it were happening to anyone else, I'd laugh. - About what? 642 00:38:44,275 --> 00:38:48,439 Well, getting married is what broke us up. You gotta love the irony. 643 00:38:48,679 --> 00:38:50,742 Yeah, it is a little ironic. 644 00:38:52,093 --> 00:38:55,924 Luke, I'm not gonna say that getting married on that ship like we did wasn't wrong. 645 00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:58,606 We should have thought more about it, but... 646 00:38:58,842 --> 00:39:02,195 maybe rushing into divorce would be just as wrong. 647 00:39:02,534 --> 00:39:04,724 - What are you talking about? - Well, we're still you and me. 648 00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:08,821 - Why can't we have what we had before? - Which was? 649 00:39:08,985 --> 00:39:12,314 - Two people who loved being together. - We're in the middle of a divorce. 650 00:39:12,446 --> 00:39:14,744 - We can postpone it. - We can? 651 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:16,352 I'm a lawyer, I know these things. 652 00:39:17,596 --> 00:39:19,778 - Postpone it and do what? - Date. 653 00:39:19,956 --> 00:39:22,471 - Date? - Remember? That was the fun part. 654 00:39:23,371 --> 00:39:26,567 So what you're saying is we get back together, 655 00:39:26,690 --> 00:39:31,395 - not divorced, but not be married, either? - I guess. 656 00:39:32,219 --> 00:39:37,385 I know it sounds stupid, but it doesn't feel stupid, does it? 657 00:39:40,852 --> 00:39:45,593 Picasso's "Guernica," everybody. Wasn't that something? 658 00:39:46,023 --> 00:39:53,288 Our next work is found in the gardens of Versailles in the country of our former ally, France. 659 00:39:53,401 --> 00:39:59,603 It is one of more than two thousand sculptures to be found in that famed garden. 660 00:39:59,970 --> 00:40:06,381 I'd like to turn your attention now to our town's beloved gazebo for "The Reaper." 661 00:40:19,135 --> 00:40:21,675 Okay, our statue's done. Stamp it, ship it. 662 00:40:21,798 --> 00:40:25,718 Terrence and Lorelai, our Renoir couple, you're up next. Be ready. 663 00:40:25,821 --> 00:40:28,023 Okay, I'm just about done here, Patty. Just give me one second. 664 00:40:28,145 --> 00:40:31,950 Okay, I'm just saying, two-minute warning. Terrence, get into place. 665 00:40:32,067 --> 00:40:34,055 My aching feet will never forgive me. 666 00:40:34,863 --> 00:40:37,106 - You ready for your close-up, Miss Desmond? - Just about. 667 00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:39,123 Grand finale. It's a great way to close this thing. 668 00:40:39,210 --> 00:40:41,294 You know, I don't know why everybody's rushing me like this. 669 00:40:41,580 --> 00:40:44,791 - Mom... you okay? - Yeah. 670 00:40:45,836 --> 00:40:47,264 - No. - No? 671 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,801 My heart is going a million miles a second. I feel hot. Is my makeup running? 672 00:40:50,909 --> 00:40:52,368 No, Mom, you look great. What's wrong? 673 00:40:52,809 --> 00:40:55,461 - I flinched. - What? 674 00:40:55,666 --> 00:40:58,635 Seven years ago on this very stage in this very costume, I flinched. 675 00:40:58,743 --> 00:41:00,437 - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did. 676 00:41:00,601 --> 00:41:05,834 You weren't watching. I was in denial. I just didn't want Taylor to be right, but he was. I flinched. 677 00:41:05,936 --> 00:41:09,249 Well, so what? You flinched a little. I bet most people didn't see it. 678 00:41:09,337 --> 00:41:11,497 Stevie Wonder could have seen it. I almost knocked Terrence down. 679 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:15,112 - I flinched. I am a big, fat flincher! - But that was a long time ago. 680 00:41:15,195 --> 00:41:17,579 - Once a flincher, always a flincher. - No, no, Mom. 681 00:41:17,661 --> 00:41:22,055 - That was seven years ago. You're different now. - Yeah, I am. I'm less stable. 682 00:41:22,156 --> 00:41:25,455 My muscles are weaker and my bones are more fragile. 683 00:41:25,556 --> 00:41:30,072 There are a dozen more ways for me to wobble now. I'm a Weeble, and Weebles wobble. 684 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:33,294 - I'm gonna blow the whole finale and the town is gonna hate me. - Mom, listen. 685 00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:37,312 You are in amazing physical shape. This is mental. You can beat it. 686 00:41:37,420 --> 00:41:38,786 How? 687 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,456 'Cause you can. 688 00:41:41,408 --> 00:41:43,543 - No specifics? - Not really. 689 00:41:44,123 --> 00:41:45,585 I need something. 690 00:41:46,178 --> 00:41:49,478 - Close your eyes and think of England. - Okay. 691 00:41:49,770 --> 00:41:54,336 And know that I love you no matter what happens up there and go be still. 692 00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:56,098 - England, England. - England. 693 00:41:58,151 --> 00:42:01,883 She's not gonna flinch, is she? Is she? 694 00:42:02,329 --> 00:42:07,367 ... made Pierre Auguste Renoir one of the world's most beloved painters. 695 00:42:07,644 --> 00:42:17,019 So to close our triumphant evening, we give you his incomparable "Dance at Bougival." 696 00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:29,384 Good girl. Keep it up. 697 00:42:35,784 --> 00:42:40,268 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 698 00:42:40,387 --> 00:42:42,567 - What the hell is that? - It's Sookie's baby pager. 699 00:42:43,226 --> 00:42:44,805 Oy to the vey! 700 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:52,050 - I can't look. - Keep frozen. Keep frozen. 701 00:42:52,116 --> 00:42:53,187 What's happening? 702 00:42:59,336 --> 00:43:01,957 That's it. Curtain! 703 00:43:12,534 --> 00:43:18,561 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for making tonight such a success. 704 00:43:18,977 --> 00:43:22,355 On behalf of the town of Stars Hollow, 705 00:43:22,432 --> 00:43:27,997 we bid you adieu from "The Festival of Living Pictures." 706 00:43:38,089 --> 00:43:43,346 Synchro: Amariss www.foromfr.com